In Red Springfield:
• Government wages are equal to the minimum wage and anyone who is deemed qualified to serve the people in a specific role is drafted for no more or less than the time it takes to find someone of equal or better qualifications. Offices may be totally vacated or reoccupied by bureaucrats at the whim of the people. Voting cycles are forty eight hours and will take place on Facebook.com
• Laws regarding yellow lines on the road will also be enforced in private parking lots. Especially the yellow curved line behind the County Market on White Oaks Drive. You will stay to the right of the curved yellow line as you enter the rear of the parking lot or lose toilet paper privileges.
• All Public School children wear uniforms to school that look exactly the same.
• All Public Schools have separate classrooms for boys and girls.
• Busing will no longer exist as the entire city is desegregated.
• Everyone will be issued a wheelbarrow, shovel and pick. There will be work for all.
I'm sure there's more. What is your ideal Red Springfield?
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