Editorial Board

If I volunteered for membership on the editorial board of the Illinois State Journal Register, my skills would be woefully inadequate because I couldn't disqualify anything controversial from being published. Nothing shocks me anymore and I would eagerly expose all the readers to the seedy underbelly of reality that lurks outside the kitchen window in the wee hours of the morning.

Oh well. I think I'll just be my own editorial board right here thank you.