Saturday, January 12, 2008

Things are getting desperate

How do we know things are getting desperate?
  • $12.50 for lunch at the Sunrise Cafe.
  • Snooty comments like "Some people think they own the whole world." from people who work at the Bean Counter.
  • Asking for a ten megapixel camera at Circuit City and getting sold a six instead, and with the wrong type of memory card. Now they can't sell my mother a digital camera because they don't have it in stock, nor do they have it at the warehouse.
  • Ridiculously overpriced green bell peppers at County Market that are now rotting.
  • Schnooks doesn't even have space on their shelves for #1 small coffee filters.

Now with the city paying up on it's civil rights violations, things are really going to get stinky. But apparently not stinky enough to prevent the creation of a brand new job at the Lincoln Library on 7Th and Capitol.

The librarians were so suddenly surprised by the brand new job that they didn't have time to apply for it. The position was already filled!

The risk assessment for the position is that there appears to be a potential for Repetitive Motion Injury due to computer mouse clicking at Solitaire.

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